January 2012
46 posts
Goodbye, Good Night, and Go Fuck Yourself, 2011.
I’m sick and the dog has been barking for an hour straight and will continue to do so throughout the night (because of the fireworks).
What a shitty ass year.
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December 2011
40 posts
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Am I the only one here who's like
benedictatorship:
sooo….
…… What’s this “missing e” then?
do you remember when we weren’t supposed to tell strangers anything online and now we all go to meetups and send each other shit in the mail and tell each other everything down to blood type
Instead of the good ol’ A/S/L its now: “here’s a link to my facebook, blog, and twitter”
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In third grade: Learn cursive, you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
Work: Who the fuck still writes in cursive?! I can't read this shit.
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The Nine Greatest Nerd Fears Today →
tumblrofthrones:
badnoodles:
God help us if any of these things happen
“If I had to describe George RR Martin, I would say something like “HIV-Positive Santa Claus” or “Gandalf After Getting Kicked Off ‘The Biggest Loser’ For Trying To Eat His Own Beard.”
#4 and 9 keep me up at night.
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How visits with my Dad go:
5 min: Talking about what I’ve been up to
30 min: Him talking about his gastrointestinal problems
10 min: Him insulting Mom and/or her family
Finished with him asking me to trim the bushes followed with a “you’re just like your mother”.
And he wonders why I don’t visit.
Trying to draw a person. →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Draw the first eye:
Now draw the second one:
MORE FROM theannoyingskwid
Except my second is usually twice the size and half an inch lower.
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Rick Perry. You need to stop.
tara-rism:
allthegirlsarebummers:
kurtsieklyssa:
jet-black-so-cool:
justusninjas:
Because I’ve had time to think about it, I’ve compiled a list of people that are more suited to run America than you.
Justin Bieber.
A cat.
A baby.
A cardboard cut out of The Green Lantern.
The paperclip from Microsoft Word.
The paperclip from Microsoft Word.
The paperclip from Microsoft Word.
...
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Nerd problems
Battlefield 3 ->Patching
Eve ->Patching
Skyrim ->Being bitchy, must verify game cache
I hate Tuesdays sometimes.
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I do not like change. I do not like Ikea. I rearranged my room to accommodate a new bed frame. I am now tired, missing chunks of skin, and displeased by this new arrangement. #Ijustwannacomplain
